Even though whatever chemical that makes this scent is supposed to be all unhealthy and junk, I FUCKING LOVE THE SMELL OF NEW ELECTRONICS. HOMG.
My parents got a new tablet pc and I’m trying it out. So obviously what this means is that I have tumblr open on my laptop and now on this as well. My life is crazy right now. I wonder if anyone would really notice if I stole this. My dad and brother can’t use this anyway because it’s a touchscreen and they have big giant man hands that click on everything within a 95-foot radius. And my mom can’t use this because she’s technologically retarded. And with Carrie living three hours away, that leaves only me… MWAHAHAHAHA. But for real, I wouldn’t want this thing to go to waste and just sit and collect dust, right?
I just wanted everyone to know that I love expensive new things. Seriously, getting new shit almost makes me want to start getting my life together. Almost. I need to meet somehow who will blow lots of money on me like once a month to keep me happy. Sugar daddy…?
Sagittarius: Gambling Aries: Caffeine Gemini: Smoking Pisces: Alcohol Leo: Shopping Aquarius: Video Games Libra: (Sleeping) Pills Scorpio: Internet Virgo: Cleaning Taurus: Eating Capricorn: Working Cancer: Addicted to another person
Guess what I am? Capricorn. Read it. Now laugh with me.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Wa-HEYYY!!! I got a tumblrbot ask!! I feel special! But srsly, I can’t answer that question. I ONLY love inanimate objects. This is like asking me which child I love the best if I had 800 children. Thank God I don’t have 800 children.